We don't need Civil and Moral Ed to learn the right values. All we just need to do is observe our t'chers - it's the quicker way to learn such values.
These are what my t'chers 'taught' me...
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[(Sc)Chem/FT/SMILE mentor]
Never look a gift horse in the mouth (even if it comes in the form of homework - or rather - e-class assignment) and All good things must come to an end (are class assignments and homework even the said 'good things'?)
[(Sc)Phys]
The recipe for fear and respect: A booming loud voice with a heavy dosage of talk-to-you-like-an-idiot, added with another large dose of twisted humour.
[EL]
Work as a t'cher - t'chers get high pay (as seen by the fact that he bought another apartment to store his collector's items) and Forewarn (i.e. no more spoon feeding us, due to a comment by our favourite VP)
[Principles of Accounts]
Based on the scale of importance: Self-presentation > Class
['E' Math] - (to be updated asap)
[F & N] - (to be updated asap)
[CL]
Treat your students like your own children (i.e. if they're rebellious, bellow; if they're good, smile and treat them nicely)
[(CH)SS]
A general makeup of an opinionated individual: Sick humour, linking it to the topic the class's studying.
[(CH)Geog]
Check everything regularly (she checks everything once in a blue moon...add that to her scatterbrained-ness, you'll have a page or more long under 'lost items'.)
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[T'chers (inclusive of P and VP) in and around school]
They're human too. Except with enhanced assets (e.g. vision/memory)
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Cheers
LF
Side message(s) to God: Please don't let any t'chers know of this...
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